For those of you who would prefer reading the Tuzuk in its original untranslated form.
Turkish Tuzuk 1
- Politicians, Propaganda, and Payback
- Give Us Back our Cheese
- Cut and Paste -- Gulen Style
- Under the Influence
- See Sam Squirm
- The Tax Man Cometh
- You are Cordially Invited to an Audit
- Holy Toledo!
- Pass the Brownies Arne
- Sam I Am
- Telling a Fib...
- Chowder and Chumps
- Wag the Dog
- The Challenge of the Empty Interview
- And They're Out!
- Engineering the Loudon Express
- Abandoning a Sinking Ship
- Mississippi Mojo
- This Disgusting Country
- Calling All Auditors!
- Tuzuk - A Contract to Steal
- Tuzuk in Turkish (Original Version 2005)
- Discrimination 101
- The Pizza Guys
- Let's Just Change the Board Minutes
- Battleground Virginia
- Virginia is for Lovers
- Is Blackstone Legally Blackstone?
- Turkish Teachers --"Substituting" Qualifications
- Changing Grades Faster than Underpants
- Pass the Pie Please!
- Soap on a Rope
- News at 11
- Rubberstamping Education
- Gulen's $50 Billion Empire
- Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are...
- Slick Willie...
- Hands in the Cookie Jar
- Friends and Visas
- Whistleblowing 101
- AKA
- Also Known As (AKA)
- Twirling and Whirling with American Tax Dollars
- Identity Crisis --- Continued
- The Case of the Lopsided Turk
- 200 Sheep!
- Identity Crises -- Part 2
- The Tenth Round
- Lie, Apply, Deny, and Move
- Security Sleuths
- Welcome Back Mr. Sagnak
- Man, Hate It When This Happens...
- Dear Friends,
- As the Breeze Blows
- Enough is Enough!
- Oops -- Guess he forgot this one
- Truebright's Truth?
- What Would Sam Walton Say?
- The Mountain is Moving
- The Train Left the Station
- When 839 = $3,038,019
- A Half a Billion Dollars!
- The Sharks Are Circling
- The Annual Mating Ritual
- A Solution or a Crime?
- Seeking Turkish Teachers...
- From the Land of Oz
- Stop Them in Their Tracks
- Rock Dwellers
- Pie Charts Are Pretty Groovy
- 67% and 100%
- 200 Million -- Oh! My!
- Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Moving, Moving, Moving....
- How to Get a Turkish Teaching License
- Sign an Affidavit
- Great Pick!
- Georgia's a Peach
- American Teachers
- Just Drink the Tea Ellison
- Sequel to American Teachers
- Part 3 of the Trilogy
- That's Quite a Bonus
- Hush Money
- How the Turks are Helping
- 53,000 Bucks in Immigration Fees - Oh! My!
- Searching for an English Teacher...
- Bad Girl
- Bad Girl 2 -- The Finale
- Ahoy Mateys!
- Palm-Greasing and Gold-Panning
- Rumor Has It
- Boo-Hoo Boys
- No, No, No
- Are the Conditions Ripe?
- Fantastic Diet Mr. Yildiz ...
- Dancing the Texas Two-Step
- Power Point and Graphs -- Oh Boy!
- Now You're Okay Oklahoma!
- Hoosier Hooligans
- Crazy About Oklahoma
- Perimeter Primate Proof Perfect
- Not Okay Oklahoma!
- Call to Action
- The Texas Trade Mission
- Stage Fright
- Before You Vote...
- The Case of the Missing Laptop
- Pesky Teachers
- Chicago - Chicago...
- Let's Change the Rules
- We Smell a Rat
- Trapping a Fleeing Rat
- V-Day
- Look What a Plate Will Buy
- $40,000 is Not Enough
- More News -- Same Story
- He's Crying the Blues -- Again
- Hey, Can You Loan Us Some Money Too?
- Political Pandering
- Where O' Where Did the Teachers Go?
- Who Are We?
- The King is Naked
- When the EEOC Discriminates
- Where's Homeland Security?
- Let the Sunshine In
- Pass the Motion
- Shout and Roar!
- They Are Not as Smart
- Hide and Seek Turkish Style
- Something Else is Erupting in Hawaii
- Inquiring Minds Want to Know
- Wiki Leaks Gulen's Agenda
- Deny, Deny, Deny -- Quack, Quack, Quack!
- For the Record -- Again
- It's What They Do Best
- And They Say It Isn't So
- Fact Versus Fiction
- Budget Blues or Baloney?
- Beware of the Dragon
- Buckeye Hunting...
- Teachers with Guns
- He Sure Sobs a Lot!
- More Money, More Money...
- Security or Lawyers?
- Adding Insult to Injury
- Bravo!
- Scholarly Advice
- No Free Speech in Turkey
- When to Draw the Line
- Even the Italians Know
- Reproducing Faster than Rabbits
- Now What?
- Turkish Fiction Writing 101
- The Ticking Time Bomb
- The Beauty of the 1st Amendment
- The Turkish Import System
- Pleading the Fifth, Sort of...
- The Affiliation Scam
- Aloha! Gulen
- Tell Us Again
- Gulen's a Busy Guy
- What's Good for the Goose...
- Playing Favorites
- The Book is Out
- And the Plot Thickens...
- Another "Situation" in New Jersey
- Rocky Mountain Low
- And Like a Phoenix -- They Rise
- Who Are These Guys?
- The Teachers Are Catching On...
- He Doesn't Read the US News?
- Boiling Frogs -- Again
- It Must be Kismet -- Oops -- We Mean Hizmet
- "School of Choice?"
- Turkish Camp
- "Are You Listening?"
- Bad Boys -- Again
- The Turkish Bank of America
- Compare and Contrast
- Is Anyone Reading This Stuff?
- Get Your Head Out of the Baklava
- Taking on the Boys
- Lone Star Mystery
- Where Were the Turks?
- And That's What We're Talking About!
- Bullies Beware
- Beehive Buzz
- Hip - Hopscotch...
- Losing Blood?
- Higher Quality
- Pictures are Worth a Thousand Words...
- Just Answer the Question!
- Only 123 Left to Go
- "Has Tir"
- And That's What Brothers Are For...
- Standing Tall (uzun boylu)
- It Only Takes a Calculator and a Turkish Man
- The Map of Gulen
- And You Get to Work More Too!
- And They Finally Said, "No!"
- Something Smells Fishy (Balik)
- What a Novel Thought!
- Bring It On Boys
- Oh! Where or Where Did He Go?
- Our Turkish "Family"
- "Frogs in the Kettle, Waiting to be Boiled"
- Funny Thing About Evidence
- Bored with the Board
- The Treasure Trove
- Chirp -- Chirp!
- Let's Toss a Coin!
- Bonus Points -- And the Winner Is...
- Bingo!
- Parents and Teachers Speak Out
- Contact Us
- Gee, There They Go Again
- Tell Us How You Really Feel
- What Are Fethullahcis?
- Just a Poor Guy on a Mission
- I Love it When I'm Right!
- If I Were a Gambler
- Gee Guys, Where's the Money Going?
- Now This School Had Issues...
- Just in Case You Missed it
- Think This is Made Up Too?
- Tulips and Turks
- A Rare Breed -- Indeed --The American on the Board
- As Long as They Wear Scarves
- Sauerkraut and Gulen...
- The Beauty of Brainwashing
- Another Viewpoint on Gulen's Motives
- Still Want to Deny the Gulen Connection?
- And More School Stories...
- And They Come Bearing Gifts
- Fetullah's Grand Ambition
- Knock-Knock, Who's There?
- Gulen's Puppets
- Gulen's Egg Theory
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