For those of you who would prefer reading the Tuzuk in its original untranslated form.
Turkish Tuzuk 1
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CHARTER SCHOOL WATCHDOG
- Ouch! This is going to hurt!
- Playing Favorites
- Attention!
- Send Him Home!
- The Train Left the Station
- This Disgusting Country
- Be the Elephant
- Pyramid Scam
- Even the Italians Know
- The Beauty of the 1st Amendment
- 200 Million -- Oh! My!
- Let's Toss a Coin!
- Slick Willie...
- Friends and Visas
- Tell Us How You Really Feel
- The King is Naked
- Loophole Expansion
- The Turkish Bank of America
- Virginia is for Lovers
- Budget Blues or Baloney?
- Politicians, Propaganda, and Payback
- Rocky Mountain Low
- Sign an Affidavit
- For the Record -- Again
- Foot and Mouth Disease
- Truebright's Truth?
- And Like a Phoenix -- They Rise
- Muggy in Montgomery
- Just in Case You Missed it
- Gee, There They Go Again
- 3rd Year Anniversary
- Tell Us Again
- Get Your Head Out of the Sand
- "Are You Listening?"
- Pictures are Worth a Thousand Words...
- The Beauty of Brainwashing
- The Map of Gulen
- Tuzuk - A Contract to Steal
- Tuzuk in Turkish (Original Version 2005)
- Monkeys at the Saylorsburg Zoo
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- The Case of the Lopsided Turk
- 67% and 100%
- Death of Salesman
- The Texas Trade Mission
- As the Breeze Blows
- Something Smells Fishy (Balik)
- Bored with the Board
- Bullies Beware
- Standing Tall (uzun boylu)
- It Only Takes a Calculator and a Turkish Man
- The Turkish Import System
- Who Are These Guys?
- The Tax Man Cometh
- Fact Versus Fiction
- A Spider in the Boot
- 53,000 Bucks in Immigration Fees - Oh! My!
- Dancing the Texas Two-Step
- The Annual Mating Ritual
- Buckeye Hunting...
- How to Get a Turkish Teaching License
- TheBrief - FETO
- Can I Have Some Cheese with that Baloney?
- Lies, Lies, and More Lies
- Perimeter Primate Proof Perfect
- Moving, Moving, Moving....
- What a Novel Thought!
- Another "Situation" in New Jersey
- Only 123 Left to Go
- Wag the Dog
- The Miracle at Mayo
- The Treasure Trove
- Trapping a Fleeing Rat
- Armchair Analysis
- Just a Poor Guy on a Mission
- Conveniently Deaf and Dumb
- The Starting Point
- No, No, No
- A Rare Breed -- Indeed --The American on the Board
- Gulen's $50 Billion Empire
- It Must be Kismet -- Oops -- We Mean Hizmet
- And They Finally Said, "No!"
- The Gentleman in Pennsylvania
- Wiki Leaks Gulen's Agenda
- The Feds are Marching In
- Shout and Roar!
- Christmas in July
- Cut and Paste -- Gulen Style
- Twirling and Whirling with American Tax Dollars
- Dear Friends,
- Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Dead-End
- Soap on a Rope
- Seeking Turkish Teachers...
- What Would Sam Walton Say?
- A Terrorist Living in Pennsylvania?
- If I Were a Gambler
- Just Drink the Tea Ellison
- Changing Grades Faster than Underpants
- A Special Thanks
- Turkish Teachers --"Substituting" Qualifications
- What are they Hiding?
- Oops -- Guess he forgot this one
- The Illinois Grifters
- Pass the Motion
- Rock Dwellers
- Engineering the Loudon Express
- Chicago Charlatans
- Searching for an English Teacher...
- When 839 = $3,038,019
- You are Cordially Invited to an Audit
- Chicago - Chicago...
- He Sure Sobs a Lot!
- Is Blackstone Legally Blackstone?
- Pass the Brownies Arne
- The Challenge of the Empty Interview
- "Has Tir"
- Welcome Back Mr. Sagnak
- The Mountain is Moving
- Are the Conditions Ripe?
- From the Land of Oz
- Political Pandering
- Junket Mania
- Identity Crisis --- Continued
- Abandoning a Sinking Ship
- Cheers to Ten Years!
- Oh! Where or Where Did He Go?
- Still Want to Deny the Gulen Connection?
- Palm-Greasing and Gold-Panning
- Gee Guys, Where's the Money Going?
- Gulen's Egg Theory
- Prayer Rooms in Public School Buildings
- Fantastic Diet Mr. Yildiz ...
- The Affiliation Scam
- An Open Letter to Turkish President Erdogan
- Let's Change the Rules
- Best Bud with the Gulenists
- Lone Star Mystery
- The Honey Pot
- Wanted - Former Gulen Inspired Charter School Teachers!
- And That's What Brothers Are For...
- In Defense of Erdogan
- Hip - Hopscotch...
- Just Answer the Question!
- One Way Ticket Home
- See Sam Squirm
- Sam I Am
- Lie, Apply, Deny, and Move
- Skimmers and Scammers
- A Half a Billion Dollars!
- Lead-laden Asses
- Feels Like Home
- Losing Blood?
- Not So Zen
- "Frogs in the Kettle, Waiting to be Boiled"
- Loophole R Us
- Shysters and Politicians -- One and the Same?
- Game Over
- The Tenth Round
- In the Ring -- Erdogan vs. Gulen
- Our Turkish "Family"
- Pawns R' Us
- Also Known As (AKA)
- Funny Thing About Evidence
- Hand Over the Files Boys!
- Identity Crises -- Part 2
- Here's What I Know
- Makes One Wonder
- Gender Confusion
- Nothing to Worry About...
- Holy Toledo!
- Bonus Points -- And the Winner Is...
- Now What Do We Do?
- Man, Hate It When This Happens...
- The Pizza Guys
- Let's Just Change the Board Minutes
- And They Said It Wasn't So...
- Ticket to Ankara
- Shut Them Down
- A Hat in the Ring
- Trouble is Brewing
- Oops -- Caught Again!
- Movie Night
- The Case of the Missing Laptop
- Tandem Decisions
- Extending Its Reach
- Pie Charts Are Pretty Groovy
- The Lone Ranger
- Strike Two
- Tit for Tat
- Sitting Duck
- Suffer the Innocent
- Oh! The Troubles They've Seen
- More Disgruntled Employees?
- Ohio Movie Premiere
- Not So Sweet Magnolias in Los Angeles
- A Tangled Web They Weave...
- Georgia's a Peach
- Running for Cover
- Fetullah's Grand Ambition
- Soon They Will Fall
- Corny but True
- Playing Ball for Jesus with US Tax dollars
- He Said -- She Said
- Let the Games Begin...
- But They're Such Nice Guys!
- Shutterbugs
- Think This is Made Up Too?
- AKA
- Calling All Auditors!
- Save the Date -- Again
- Bad Boys -- Again
- Give Us Back our Cheese
- News at 11
- Discrimination 101
- Stage Fright
- Telling a Fib...
- A Solution or a Crime?
- Hide and Seek Turkish Style
- The Double Standard
- Ahoy Mateys!
- Maine Monkey Business
- Hey, Can You Loan Us Some Money Too?
- Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are...
- How the Turks are Helping
- Power Point and Graphs -- Oh Boy!
- Where O' Where Did the Teachers Go?
- Under the Influence
- More Money, More Money...
- Don't Shoot the Messenger -- Again
- Tracking Criminals
- Closed for Business -- and Brainwashing!
- They Say -- Go Away
- Cub Reporting
- Bon Voyage Gulen!
- And They're Out!
- Front and Center
- Busing Bozos
- Party in Pennsylvania
- The Pot Calling the Kettle Black
- Swinging Towards Denial
- Eviction 101
- Security Sleuths
- Turkish Fiction Writing 101
- And You Get to Work More Too!
- Deny, Deny, Deny -- Quack, Quack, Quack!
- Boiling Frogs -- Again
- That's Quite a Bonus
- Who Are These People?
- Unmasking Liberty
- Pass the Pie Please!
- Who's Watching You?
- Hands in the Cookie Jar
- Whistleblowing 101
- Mississippi Mojo
- Hoosier Hucksters
- Chirp -- Chirp!
- Chowder and Chumps
- 200 Sheep!
- Minnesota Mischief
- Michigan Malarkey
- Rubberstamping Education
- Enough is Enough!
- Where's Homeland Security?
- He's Crying the Blues -- Again
- Great Pick!
- Aloha! Gulen
- And They Say It Isn't So
- Battleground Virginia
- Party at Gulen's Compound
- The Sharks Are Circling
- American Teachers
- Sequel to American Teachers
- Hush Money
- Bad Girl
- Bad Girl 2 -- The Finale
- Part 3 of the Trilogy
- Rumor Has It
- Boo-Hoo Boys
- Turkish Camp
- When the EEOC Discriminates
- And the Plot Thickens...
- But They're Such Nice Guys!
- Pesky Teachers
- We Smell a Rat
- Reproducing Faster than Rabbits
- Now You're Okay Oklahoma!
- Hoosier Hooligans
- Adding Insult to Injury
- Crazy About Oklahoma
- Before You Vote...
- Call to Action
- Not Okay Oklahoma!
- Now This School Had Issues...
- Let the Sunshine In
- V-Day
- Stop Them in Their Tracks
- Look What a Plate Will Buy
- $40,000 is Not Enough
- Pleading the Fifth, Sort of...
- They Are Not as Smart
- Knock-Knock, Who's There?
- More News -- Same Story
- Who Are We?
- Something Else is Erupting in Hawaii
- Inquiring Minds Want to Know
- It's What They Do Best
- Teachers with Guns
- Beware of the Dragon
- Security or Lawyers?
- When to Draw the Line
- Bravo!
- Scholarly Advice
- No Free Speech in Turkey
- The Ticking Time Bomb
- Gulen's a Busy Guy
- What's Good for the Goose...
- The Book is Out
- The Teachers Are Catching On...
- He Doesn't Read the US News?
- And More School Stories...
- "School of Choice?"
- Compare and Contrast
- Is Anyone Reading This Stuff?
- Taking on the Boys
- Where Were the Turks?
- And That's What We're Talking About!
- Beehive Buzz
- Higher Quality
- Bring It On Boys
- Bingo!
- Parents and Teachers Speak Out
- Tulips and Turks
- What Are Fethullahcis?
- I Love it When I'm Right!
- As Long as They Wear Scarves
- Follow Us On Twitter
- And They Come Bearing Gifts
- Another Viewpoint on Gulen's Motives
- Gulen's Puppets
- Sauerkraut and Gulen...
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