For those of you who would prefer reading the Tuzuk in its original untranslated form.
Turkish Tuzuk 1
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- One Way Ticket Home
- Dear Friends,
- Tuzuk - A Contract to Steal
- Tuzuk in Turkish (Original Version 2005)
- Sam I Am
- This Disgusting Country
- The Case of the Lopsided Turk
- A Half a Billion Dollars!
- Friends and Visas
- Lead-laden Asses
- Prayer Rooms in Public School Buildings
- Shout and Roar!
- "Has Tir"
- Dead-End
- Feels Like Home
- Lie, Apply, Deny, and Move
- Losing Blood?
- Skimmers and Scammers
- Turkish Teachers --"Substituting" Qualifications
- Oops -- Guess he forgot this one
- The Tax Man Cometh
- The Challenge of the Empty Interview
- Pass the Brownies Arne
- Game Over
- When 839 = $3,038,019
- 67% and 100%
- The Turkish Import System
- In the Ring -- Erdogan vs. Gulen
- 53,000 Bucks in Immigration Fees - Oh! My!
- Not So Zen
- Let's Change the Rules
- As the Breeze Blows
- Our Turkish "Family"
- Pawns R' Us
- See Sam Squirm
- Also Known As (AKA)
- Identity Crisis --- Continued
- Identity Crises -- Part 2
- Shysters and Politicians -- One and the Same?
- Is Blackstone Legally Blackstone?
- Here's What I Know
- Makes One Wonder
- Wiki Leaks Gulen's Agenda
- Nothing to Worry About...
- Holy Toledo!
- Bonus Points -- And the Winner Is...
- Now What Do We Do?
- Oh! Where or Where Did He Go?
- Man, Hate It When This Happens...
- The Tenth Round
- The Pizza Guys
- You are Cordially Invited to an Audit
- Let's Just Change the Board Minutes
- And They Said It Wasn't So...
- Ticket to Ankara
- A Terrorist Living in Pennsylvania?
- Trouble is Brewing
- Shut Them Down
- In Defense of Erdogan
- Oops -- Caught Again!
- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
- Movie Night
- Pyramid Scam
- A Spider in the Boot
- Gender Confusion
- A Hat in the Ring
- Be the Elephant
- Tandem Decisions
- Extending Its Reach
- The Lone Ranger
- Junket Mania
- Strike Two
- Tit for Tat
- Sitting Duck
- Suffer the Innocent
- Send Him Home!
- Oh! The Troubles They've Seen
- More Disgruntled Employees?
- Lies, Lies, and More Lies
- Foot and Mouth Disease
- Ohio Movie Premiere
- Not So Sweet Magnolias in Los Angeles
- A Tangled Web They Weave...
- Running for Cover
- Soon They Will Fall
- Pie Charts Are Pretty Groovy
- Corny but True
- Christmas in July
- Playing Ball for Jesus with US Tax dollars
- He Said -- She Said
- Let the Games Begin...
- Conveniently Deaf and Dumb
- Shutterbugs
- The Starting Point
- Think This is Made Up Too?
- Welcome Back Mr. Sagnak
- AKA
- The Gentleman in Pennsylvania
- Hand Over the Files Boys!
- Save the Date -- Again
- Calling All Auditors!
- Cut and Paste -- Gulen Style
- Give Us Back our Cheese
- How to Get a Turkish Teaching License
- 200 Million -- Oh! My!
- News at 11
- Gee Guys, Where's the Money Going?
- The Annual Mating Ritual
- From the Land of Oz
- Discrimination 101
- Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
- Stage Fright
- Moving, Moving, Moving....
- Seeking Turkish Teachers...
- Bored with the Board
- A Solution or a Crime?
- Telling a Fib...
- The Double Standard
- Ahoy Mateys!
- Changing Grades Faster than Underpants
- Maine Monkey Business
- It Must be Kismet -- Oops -- We Mean Hizmet
- Hey, Can You Loan Us Some Money Too?
- Hip - Hopscotch...
- It Only Takes a Calculator and a Turkish Man
- The Turkish Bank of America
- Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are...
- How the Turks are Helping
- Power Point and Graphs -- Oh Boy!
- Hide and Seek Turkish Style
- Where O' Where Did the Teachers Go?
- Sign an Affidavit
- Under the Influence
- Pass the Motion
- Wag the Dog
- More Money, More Money...
- The Case of the Missing Laptop
- Death of Salesman
- And That's What Brothers Are For...
- The Affiliation Scam
- Buckeye Hunting...
- Tracking Criminals
- Closed for Business -- and Brainwashing!
- Searching for an English Teacher...
- Something Smells Fishy (Balik)
- They Say -- Go Away
- The Feds are Marching In
- Cub Reporting
- Bon Voyage Gulen!
- Front and Center
- Party in Pennsylvania
- But They're Such Nice Guys!
- Don't Shoot the Messenger -- Again
- The Pot Calling the Kettle Black
- Politicians, Propaganda, and Payback
- Busing Bozos
- Swinging Towards Denial
- Eviction 101
- Twirling and Whirling with American Tax Dollars
- Chicago Charlatans
- Security Sleuths
- Turkish Fiction Writing 101
- And You Get to Work More Too!
- Soap on a Rope
- Deny, Deny, Deny -- Quack, Quack, Quack!
- The Illinois Grafters
- Monkeys at the Saylorsburg Zoo
- That's Quite a Bonus
- Who Are These People?
- Loophole Expansion
- Just Drink the Tea Ellison
- Unmasking Liberty
- The Miracle at Mayo
- Pass the Pie Please!
- Who's Watching You?
- Truebright's Truth?
- Gulen's $50 Billion Empire
- Hands in the Cookie Jar
- Whistleblowing 101
- Mississippi Mojo
- Hoosier Hucksters
- Chowder and Chumps
- Minnesota Mischief
- And They're Out!
- Michigan Malarkey
- Rubberstamping Education
- Slick Willie...
- Standing Tall (uzun boylu)
- 200 Sheep!
- Enough is Enough!
- Abandoning a Sinking Ship
- Great Pick!
- What Would Sam Walton Say?
- Aloha! Gulen
- And They Say It Isn't So
- Battleground Virginia
- Virginia is for Lovers
- The Train Left the Station
- Party at Gulen's Compound
- The Sharks Are Circling
- Rock Dwellers
- The Mountain is Moving
- Stop Them in Their Tracks
- Engineering the Loudon Express
- American Teachers
- Sequel to American Teachers
- Georgia's a Peach
- Hush Money
- Bad Girl
- Bad Girl 2 -- The Finale
- Part 3 of the Trilogy
- Rumor Has It
- Boo-Hoo Boys
- Turkish Camp
- No, No, No
- When the EEOC Discriminates
- Budget Blues or Baloney?
- Are the Conditions Ripe?
- And the Plot Thickens...
- But They're Such Nice Guys!
- Pesky Teachers
- We Smell a Rat
- Reproducing Faster than Rabbits
- Dancing the Texas Two-Step
- Fantastic Diet Mr. Yildiz ...
- Now You're Okay Oklahoma!
- Palm-Greasing and Gold-Panning
- Chicago - Chicago...
- Hoosier Hooligans
- Adding Insult to Injury
- Crazy About Oklahoma
- Before You Vote...
- Perimeter Primate Proof Perfect
- Call to Action
- The Texas Trade Mission
- Not Okay Oklahoma!
- Trapping a Fleeing Rat
- Let the Sunshine In
- The King is Naked
- For the Record -- Again
- V-Day
- Look What a Plate Will Buy
- $40,000 is Not Enough
- They Are Not as Smart
- More News -- Same Story
- Who Are We?
- He's Crying the Blues -- Again
- Political Pandering
- Where's Homeland Security?
- Something Else is Erupting in Hawaii
- Inquiring Minds Want to Know
- Pleading the Fifth, Sort of...
- It's What They Do Best
- Fact Versus Fiction
- Teachers with Guns
- Beware of the Dragon
- He Sure Sobs a Lot!
- Even the Italians Know
- Security or Lawyers?
- Bad Boys -- Again
- When to Draw the Line
- Bravo!
- Scholarly Advice
- No Free Speech in Turkey
- Tell Us Again
- The Ticking Time Bomb
- The Beauty of the 1st Amendment
- Gulen's a Busy Guy
- What's Good for the Goose...
- Playing Favorites
- The Book is Out
- Another "Situation" in New Jersey
- Rocky Mountain Low
- Who Are These Guys?
- The Teachers Are Catching On...
- He Doesn't Read the US News?
- Boiling Frogs -- Again
- And Like a Phoenix -- They Rise
- "School of Choice?"
- "Are You Listening?"
- Compare and Contrast
- Is Anyone Reading This Stuff?
- Get Your Head Out of the Baklava
- Taking on the Boys
- Lone Star Mystery
- Where Were the Turks?
- And That's What We're Talking About!
- Bullies Beware
- Beehive Buzz
- Higher Quality
- Funny Thing About Evidence
- Pictures are Worth a Thousand Words...
- Just Answer the Question!
- The Beauty of Brainwashing
- Only 123 Left to Go
- Chirp -- Chirp!
- The Map of Gulen
- And They Finally Said, "No!"
- What a Novel Thought!
- Bring It On Boys
- "Frogs in the Kettle, Waiting to be Boiled"
- Contact Us
- The Treasure Trove
- Let's Toss a Coin!
- Bingo!
- Gee, There They Go Again
- Parents and Teachers Speak Out
- Tell Us How You Really Feel
- What Are Fethullahcis?
- Just a Poor Guy on a Mission
- I Love it When I'm Right!
- If I Were a Gambler
- Just in Case You Missed it
- Now This School Had Issues...
- Tulips and Turks
- A Rare Breed -- Indeed --The American on the Board
- As Long as They Wear Scarves
- Sauerkraut and Gulen...
- Another Viewpoint on Gulen's Motives
- Still Want to Deny the Gulen Connection?
- And More School Stories...
- And They Come Bearing Gifts
- Gulen's Puppets
- Fetullah's Grand Ambition
- Knock-Knock, Who's There?
- Gulen's Egg Theory
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